Ammer polis, appe teechar, mage
kaluve…
-
A Tulu Proverb
It's almost half past 12 pm. I
was on the road, walking towards Seth's house. He is my friend of friend. It's
month of December, too cold, so I was wearing gloves, black sweater and a
monkey cap. Being Batman movie fan I always loved darkness. World somehow
understood light, but not darkness. It's beautiful. It helps me to conceal from
the society. Though I am optimally thin, my father being cop installed immense
courage within me. I'm not afraid of many things (not everything). He also
taught me science of deduction, criminal case solving etc. But my moral
backbone is my mother, a psychology professor. She always used to say "Do
whatever you feel right, but don't do whatever you think is right". She
also taught general things of psychology.
Pardon, coming back. Only things I
had are my Smartphone and mother's couple of hairpins. Finally I reached Seth's
house. Nobody was there inside. The house was empty and locked with a lock
named KAS metals. So I took out the
hairpins out pocket and unlocked it. Slowly I peaked in. I switched on the flashlight
and somehow reached the bedroom. Nothing seemed so important around. I opened
his cupboard. There was a compartment with password driven locking system. That
locking system was usual one in this part of the city. It's only two attempts
driven. If second attempt dooms, the siren cries tynoonoo….. On the screen it
was written ITS _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ LOCK (9 letters). Without thinking much, I typed
KASMETALS as it was name of company of lock which was there on main door. To my
shock, it failed. So if next attempt fails I'll be in prison. I looked around. Nothing,
except a photo, seemed so peculiar. WWE Undertaker vs. John Cena photo in
bedroom. Abnormal, isn't it? So it may be JOHNCENAS lock or Undertakers
HELLSGATE or GOGOPLATA. Using my mobile uploaded it to Google images. I came to
know that it's vengeance match of 2003, July 27, where Undertaker defeated John
Cena. So anything related Cena can be ignored, it's evident that Seth is
Undertaker fan. While keenly going through Wikipedia, I saw there were only 2 successful
submission locks performed by Undertaker in that match. One was choke slam and other one was The Last
Ride. So I was confirmed that it's CHOKESLAM, as Last Ride had only eight
letters. I typed ITS CHOKESLAM LOCK. It opened.
As usual I took 80% of the money.
After 2 days Seth, who returned
from tour, told me with sunken face that his house got robbed. I suggested him
to register a complaint. But he refused to do so. I knew he would refuse
because that money had no documents. He is a government officer who engulfed
too much money.
Of course I'm a thief, who nearly
robbed 5-6 houses of people like Seth. I liked Batman movies, not Batman; I loved
the agent of chaos more. Darkness helps me to hide from people of housing
societies. Next, robbery from subjects like Seth…….. I always felt right about
it, not only thought it is right. Because, as Tom Hiddleston said "Every
villain is a hero in his own mind". Now, don't ask me what I do with that
money, its Robin Hood secret.
Father is a police, mother is a teacher, but son is thief.
(Translation of top Tulu proverb)
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